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Discretion keeps the crowd thin.

Taste keeps it thinner.

All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it’s impossible to feel loved.

It’s been eighteen agonizing hours since she asked her friends to help her die.


And now, it’s gone quiet.

She knew the request would be jarring, awkward even, but the brash pill-popper, the shameless exhibitionist, and the quiet beauty have weathered worse.

 

Haven’t they?


For readers who are into, wildly inappropriate female protagonists- or fans of We All Want Impossible Things, The Wedding People, and Margo's Got Money Troubles, then Why Is My Bra Still On? is for you.



*mature with some triggering content*






 

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Kristen Wasyliszyn creates darkly comedic fiction featuring complex, flawed women. Living in Minnesota with her husband and golden retriever, she confidently blends 1% talent, 97% enthusiasm, and a touch of humor about her math skills. Her unique storytelling makes her a standout voice in literature.

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Chapter 1Why is My Bra Still On
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