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Discretion keeps the crowd thin.

Taste keeps it thinner.

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All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty. But when her badly behaved friends refuse to kill her, it’s impossible to feel loved.

It’s been eighteen agonizing hours since she asked her friends to help her die.


And now, it’s gone quiet.

She knew the request would be jarring, awkward even, but the brash pill-popper, the shameless exhibitionist, and the quiet beauty have weathered worse.

 

Haven’t they?


For readers who are into, wildly inappropriate female protagonists- or fans of We All Want Impossible Things, The Wedding People, and Margo's Got Money Troubles, then Why Is My Bra Still On? is for you.



*mature with some triggering content*






 

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AFA-FINALIST-2025 Why Is My Bra Still On? by Kristen Wasyliszyn gold and black award
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Kristen Who?

Kristen Wasyliszyn writes about The, awkward, brokenhearted and kind, peppered with evil gleams of truth.

Ol' gal lives in the new flag Minnesota with her husband, golden retrievers and half finished Lacroix cans.

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